Kids Say The Darnedest Things

Ok, I'm gonna try this again. When I first published this post, only the title showed up. Let's see if it works this time...

So, when I got home today, I was thinking about the many dumb things I used to say when I was little. For instance, I remember the first time I saw a sign that read Open 24 Hours, I read it aloud in the car as "Open 24 Whores." Also, my family always went on vacation to Ocean City, NJ, every summer, and I remember seeing a sign hanging by the vending machines that read Beverages. I thought it said Beaver Bags. To this day, my brother will still look at the menu when we go out to eat to see what Beaver Bags they offer. I thought of a bunch more, but for some reason they have slipped my mind. I don't even know what made me think of them in the first place. I guess you'd figure there would be some story related to the kids at school tonite, huh?