Pick a winner

I had already done my predictions for the upcoming NFL season about 2 hours ago, but my awful computer froze as I was saving my post. So here I go again. My predictions last year were not so good, so once again, I advise you not to follow my advice or be offended if your team is picked last.

AFC East
New England: Still the best team in the league until proven otherwise.
Jets: I like Justin McCareins much better than Curtis Conway. Plus, Chad Pennington's healthy.
Buffalo: Bledsoe will never win with that offensive line.
Miami: I think they have good receivers even without D-Boston, but losing the majority of offense from last season will affect them quite a bit.

AFC North
Baltimore: Their gonna keep winning with their defense, but I'm not sold on Boller.
Cincy: A tough call based on an unproven pro QB, so they can even take the division or finish 3rd.
Pitt: Duce Staley adds hands to an already-excellent receiving corps.
Cleveland: Jeff Garcia will be a major upgrade, but I really hate Kellen Winslow.

AFC South
Indy: Can't argue with that offense, but their defense needs to prove itself.
Tennessee: The good news is they don't have Eddie George, but the bad news is they don't have Eddie George.
Houston: I thought they were tough last year, and they're going to be better.
Jacksonville: I'm sick of everyone picking them to make the playoffs.

AFC West
KC: See Indy, but make the defense much worse.
Denver: Losing Portis will hurt, but they still have a strong defense.
Oakland: Can't be much worse than last year, but they'll be competitive this year.
San Diego: Can you say the new Bungles?

AFC Wild Card Round
Jets defeat KC
Tennessee defeats Baltimore

AFC Divisional Round
New England defeats Jets
Indy defeats Tennessee

AFC Championship
Indy defeats New England

NFC East
Philly: Finally got their receiver.
Washington: A new QB & RB will make them scary.
Dallas: The good news is they got Eddie George, but the bad news is they got Eddie George.
Giants: Kurt Warner+concussion=fun to watch.

NFC North
Minnesota: I think Michael Bennett is underrated, plus their defense should be better.
Green Bay: Favre still has it in him, but their secondary can be picked on.
Detroit: Everyone thinks they'll be better, but they have the touhgest schedule in the league.
Chicago: Rex Grossman is their starting QB, and I am scared for them.

NFC South
Carolina: Same basic blueprint will give them the same results as last year.
New Orleans: They're going to surprise people this year with a great offensive threat.
Atlanta: I think they're overrated, and I hope I'm right about this one.
Tampa Bay: I put them last, but I don't think they'll be under .500.

NFC West
Seattle: My surprise team from last year won't sneak by anymore.
St. Louis: Will do some damage like last year, but won't go far into playoffs.
San Francisco: My surprise team for this year plays with the right attitude as witnessed by me against the Eagles late last season.
Arizona: I remember when they were a bad team, but had a good defense.

NFC Wild Card Round
Minnesota defeats St. Louis
Seattle defeats Green Bay

NFC Divisional Round
Philly defeats Minnesota
Seattle defeats Carolina

NFC Championship Game
Philly defeats Seattle

Super Bowl
Philly defeats Indy, and if they don't then they don't deserve to make the playoffs for the next several years. They finally the piece they needed, so if the choke this year...