Well, that clears up the oreo mystery. Thanks. I still don't know if I could eat one though. I did just finish eating some mixed nuts, and while I found that I consumed 24% of my fat content for the day, I also took in 20% of my copper allowance. Sweet, now I can self-manufacture pennies(i.e. when I make a deposit into the toilet, it can be taken literally now!). Sorry for that gross pictorial.

I got home about an hour ago from the Mets game with my brother. They actually won, 5-2. It was a pretty good game if you take away the fact that it was 50 and windy. We got to Shea in about 40 minutes, which is spectacular, especially when the Yanks are also playing a 1 o'clock game at home. My brother had hoped Smarty Jones would throw out the first pitch, but we got a worker from Gold's horseradish & mustard company instead. Anyway, the game started with Juan Pierre bunting his way on and then getting thrown out at 2nd as Luis Castillo K'd. In the bottom of the 1st, Animal Piazza roped a 2-run double to get the Mets on the board. The inning ended with the Mets up 3-0. No runs scored for either team until the bottom of the 5th, when Piazza lined a homer 410 feet against a stiff inbound wind. He drove in 4 of the 5 runs, and the game was quiet until the top of the 9th, when Braden Looper came in for the Mets. He looked pretty awful and allowed 2 runs. With 1 out and the bases loaded, he struck out Miguel Cabrera and got Conine to fly out. Game over. Mets win.

The ride home sent us through Korea, or at least a very big Korean population in Queens, before we realized we were stuck on the wrong side of the highway. Had to u-turn to get back on track and hit the LIE. Hit some slow traffic in midtown before trudging thru the tunnel. All in all, took an hour and a half to get home. Now I have to look forward to taking my car in for repairs tomorrow morning and not watching the NBA finals. P.S.-Al Leiter's batting average is higher than Mike Cameron's.