I rose bright and early at 6:30 to start my day, unfortunately, it was at the dentist's office. One of the places I have learned to hate as I have gotten older(or wiser). They started by putting me through a series of about 16 X-rays. Normally, there's 4 that they take, but these kept coming. I thought they were taking an X-ray of each tooth, but they finally stopped. Then the hygienist began scraping and poking at my teeth and gums. I know everyone knows this pain, but have you ever seriously looked at the instruments they use? Those things are evil. Every tool had a sharp point except for the angled mirror, which instead had several sharp points. Really, this one used a jagged piece of glass for its mirror. Anyway, at least she was gentle and I didn't have any cavities. On my way out, I stop to see the receptionist. "How's March 16th sound?" Great, but I'm sure something will come up between now and the six months that come between then.

Has anyone else seen this Hi-C commercial with the dancing penis? Oh, wait that's supposed to be a tongue?